Team purple needed a leader & they chose Shambo. Hee hee. Now, I missed the lead-up to the vote for Shambo. I was on the phone with our realtor who was talking on and on about what makes a good bourbon. What I do know is that the purple team dudes want Shambo to think she's in control of something and that they think she's important. Smart move. As Danger Dave noted, the only problem could be that, 'she's so dim, she might blow the whole thing if we tell her too much." Hee. And THEN... my favourite quote of the whole show. Kelly. Kelly and the other mean girls (Laura & Monica) are mad, mad, mad that Shambo is leader. Kelly says (and it loses something without the southern accent), "It's like Shambo's from a trailer park and now she drives a JAGWIRE, but she's still from a trailer park." Right. Let's talk about how trailer park it sounds when you can't even pronounce the word 'jaguar'. Honestly, that's one of my hugest pet peeves in life. Jagwire. It's right up there with sam-wich and real-a-tor. Ugh.
So after I stopped shivering from the jagwire comment... there was a reward challenge, which team purple won. Shambo had to pick a person from her team who would stay behind with the other team. She chose Laura. Her reason? Seemed pretty well thought out. Because she needed to keep the men strong for challenges and she wasn't going for a third time. Fair enough, non? Well, the girls were M-A-D. Daggers were coming out of Laura's eyes. But then, Sham can't leave well enough alone and has to keep going on about how she thinks she made the right choice to Monica. Shut. Up. Shambo. She's one of those people you really want to like, but she makes it really hard and you just can't.
Oh yeah, the other funny part was when Shambo sat out during the challenge, she had to appoint someone else to be leader. She says Erik and immediately gets elbowed by Dave, who corrects her, "NO! NO! NO! BRETT!" Which made me laugh for two reasons. 1) Shambo is SO not the leader. And 2) even Brett's own teammates don't know who he is. Right?
While Laura was at team yellow, Russell started working his sweet magic. Tells Laura that they should have a secret alliance & they should be final two. Hee. Soooo funny. He is very clever. He finds out one thing from Laura (she's a Christian) and hops on it. Something about how they should stick together. He's probably Jewish... or at any rate you know he's lying.... which makes it funny that he's lying about religion. Hee.
So then the immunity challenge. The funny part here is that they are out on the water in outrigger canoes. Two people have to fish puzzle pieces out of the water. Shambo is yelling 'encouragement' to Danger Dave, who keeps telling her to shut the hell up. Ha! And it's like she doesn't hear him. She just keeps at it. "Come on Dave! You can do it! Oh, you've got it! Way to go!" Etc. Etc. And he just keeps on telling her to be quiet. Then during the puzzle portion, the yellow team fell apart thanks to Jaison... who has no puzzle building ability apparently. Purple won. Yellow had to go to Tribal again & will be down to 4 people! Sad!
Looked like it was between Jaison and Liz. Russell talked about how Jaison just gave up during the puzzle, but then said that he trusted Jaison where he didn't trust Liz. That's when you knew it would be Liz. Russell doesn't keep around people he doesn't trust & can't manipulate. And it's working brilliantly. Have you noticed how no one EVER mentions Russell as someone to vote off? Nope. He's everyone's friend. They love him. And so should you. He will win. Possible threat from Erik or Danger Dave... Thoughts?
Next week - MERGE!
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